The Superman Kid

My friend’s 7 yrs young son at the first day of his karate class.

Teacher: What do you need to do to become ‘The Superman’?

Kid: Wear your underwear on top of your pant.

The Little Born-Business Man

My collegue’s son is just 7.

One day, my friend was showing him a painting by MFH on internet.

“Look, son, here is the painting by MFH. His paintings sell for millions of dollors at auctions.”

The little one saw the painting carefully, analyzed it, visually noted all the details and ran away to his room. He came out with a blank paper and a pencil, draw something on it. And rushed away outside.

He went to the neighbour, an old lady. He said to her:

“Look at this picture I draw. This sells for millions of dollars, I tell you. I give you the best deal. Take it for just $400.”